Install Theme

Your web-browser is very outdated, and as such, this website may not display properly. Please consider upgrading to a modern, faster and more secure browser. Click here to do so.

*Cookies for Everyone*

i dont want to seem like a hipster, but...
Oct 1 '14
travalicious:

i feel like this is what would happen if pokemon gym leaders were real

travalicious:

i feel like this is what would happen if pokemon gym leaders were real

Oct 1 '14

(Source: lukas31-faith)

Oct 1 '14
  • Being sick in Elementary: Yay home from school chicken noodle soup and movies
  • Being sick in high school: OH MY GOSH I'M GOING TO MISS A MATH NOTE AND THEN GET BEHIND IN ENGLISH AND THEN I'LL HAVE LATE MARKS OFF MY PRESENTATION AND I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FAIL EVERYTHING AND DIE ALONE UNEDUCATED AND OLD AND NOT KNOWING HOW TO GRAPH A PARABOLA
  • College: did I have class today
Oct 1 '14

(Source: ghostofcocolooo)

Oct 1 '14
zubat:

m-ooonn:

she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully

An angel, honestly.

zubat:

m-ooonn:

she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully

An angel, honestly.

Oct 1 '14

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

one time when my dad was in college these guys found a carpet on the sidewalk and they needed furniture for their dorm so they were like “hell yeah free carpet” and they carried the carpet upstairs and it was really wet and heavy so they unrolled it to let it dry and a dead body fell out

I’M NOT SHITTING YOU

image

Oct 1 '14

For a children’s show, Adventure Time is full of adult fears

calwaverly:

tumblrisweird:

Being unable to care for your child

image

Being overpowered by your child

image

Being manipulated into an abusive relationship

image

Being attacked by your spouse

image

Depression and attempted suicide

image

Threat of miscarriage

image

Losing a loved one (or yourself) to Alzheimer’s

image

Not to mention a goddamned nuclear apocalypse

image

Adventure time isn’t a kids show. It’s a people show.

Oct 1 '14

quinngingerlove:

archicide:

"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone

Plus the sequel “we never got closure”

And then the side adaptation “as I result I have a weird crush that never died”

Oct 1 '14
  • me: are there any ghosts in here?
  • ghost: *knock some shit over*
  • me: oh come the fuck on dawg. whos gonna pay for that? are you? are you gonna fuckin pay for that? no youre not. you know why? cuz you aint have a fuckin job. get a fuckin job, ghost. Get a FUCKIN job
  • ghost: aight man just chill damn
Oct 1 '14
the-goddamazon:

College summarized.

the-goddamazon:

College summarized.

(Source: audreyisfab)

Oct 1 '14
ultraraw:

urbanreading:

Being haunted by desire of authenticity I take stealthy photos sometimes. I am interested to know how people read when they think nobody’s looking. The world surely does not exist for them at that moment.

I really like this

ultraraw:

urbanreading:

Being haunted by desire of authenticity I take stealthy photos sometimes. I am interested to know how people read when they think nobody’s looking. The world surely does not exist for them at that moment.

I really like this

Oct 1 '14

causeallidoisdance:

grim-doll:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

image

OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
image

OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

image

T O D A Y I S T H E D A Y

image

Oct 1 '14
Oct 1 '14
420yearold:

Tumblr on september 30th

420yearold:

Tumblr on september 30th

(Source: memecenterz)

Sep 29 '14