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i dont want to seem like a hipster, but...
Sep 2 '14

magoberry:

FUCK nintendo (opens my wallet) i CANNOT believe they’re selling this shit (pulls out $150) an entirely new fucking console that’s exactly like the old one (gives money to cashier) all it is is a new fucking button the 3ds doesnt have (goes home with my new 3ds ll) this is fucking bullshit god damn it (buys and plays all the games that come out for it) fuck nintendo

Sep 2 '14

jean-luc-gohard:

So apparently iCloud was hacked and pretty much every female celebrity’s nudes were leaked. I’d like to remind my followers not to post them, because they’re supposed to be private, and just because some asshole leaked them doesn’t mean you should make it worse by spreading them around.

Sep 2 '14

I can’t stop looking and grabbing and punching the fat of my thighs and stomach.

die-agnos-ed:

Help. I look stupid and psycho.

Sep 2 '14

die-agnos-ed:

I feel like I’m not thin enough to go out with friends or to party or to go to school or to eat or to be decent looking, I only feel like a fat joke with mental health issues.

Sep 2 '14

"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."

mysharona1987:

"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

Sep 2 '14
confessionsofadirectioner:

This will always be one of my favourite posts.

confessionsofadirectioner:

This will always be one of my favourite posts.

(Source: whatafuckinfamilypicture)

Aug 31 '14

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
Aug 31 '14

damngruchy:

supermassiveasshole:

i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what

and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns

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my grandma is 82

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(Source: supermassiveasshole)

Aug 31 '14

misterhaverchuck:

Dead.

(Source: tinderboyz)

Aug 31 '14

chimchimchurro-o:

mountstar:

Types of Matter

The liquid totally reminds me of portal 2 and I’m not sorry

Aug 31 '14

chimchimchurro-o:

cliffymikeyy:

babybluestocking:

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

This post creeps me out because it is absolutely true 
WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTMAS

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Jim carrey took it

Aug 31 '14

dedicatedtheatrestudent:

Do you ever get the feeling that you own far too much stuff??

and that you really should sort through it all and be tidier but there’s just so much it seems completely impossible and it gets kinda depressing to be so disorganised

Dorm life problems

Aug 31 '14

soimlk:

lets fuck in an art gallery 

i mean you deserve to be pinned up against a wall 

you are a masterpiece 

Aug 31 '14

(Source: grawly)

Aug 31 '14

(Source: grawly)