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i dont want to seem like a hipster, but...
Apr 17 '14

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

fuuck your bedtime mom. its probably like 5 am in china right now. time is a human construction that doesnt even exisgt. if u reject time you can transcend it. please i want to play halo

(Source: swagonmydick4000000000)

Apr 17 '14
jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,  It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

Apr 17 '14

"If you want to be skinny so badly, why do you eat like a pig?"

Apr 17 '14

thankyoucorndog:

kingcheddarxvii:

iguanamouth:

frenums:

do it. do pokemon

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oh yeah. there they are. my two favorites. pichacoop and reggie watts

Ooooh yeah lemme get in on this

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a squirdle and a squartle

IT’S NOT EASY BEING (LEAF) GREEN (FOR GAMEBOY ADVANCE)

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Apr 17 '14
tyleroakley:

heyitsmaya11:

This is to every single person that helped make this possible. I haven’t been able to announce it until tonight, but Tyler saw the video and the prom thing. He unfortunately can’t make it to prom because he is busy the weekend of, but he invited me tonight to meet him. It was everything I could imagine and more. He is the most charismatic, kind, gentle and funny guy you will ever come to meet. Thank you to the 2000+ who helped spread this around. It was unbelievably humbling to see so many people willing to help me. He filled in the blank bubble, and I will never ever forget this night. Thank you. If you have a dream, chase it… I didn’t want to let mine only remain a fantasy. 
Twitter: @BostonOakley

So great meeting you, things like this are the reason I do what I do. Have fun at Prom! Whoever you go with - a date or your friends - they’re lucky to have you!

tyleroakley:

heyitsmaya11:

This is to every single person that helped make this possible. I haven’t been able to announce it until tonight, but Tyler saw the video and the prom thing. He unfortunately can’t make it to prom because he is busy the weekend of, but he invited me tonight to meet him. It was everything I could imagine and more. He is the most charismatic, kind, gentle and funny guy you will ever come to meet. Thank you to the 2000+ who helped spread this around. It was unbelievably humbling to see so many people willing to help me. He filled in the blank bubble, and I will never ever forget this night. Thank you. If you have a dream, chase it… I didn’t want to let mine only remain a fantasy.
Twitter: @BostonOakley

So great meeting you, things like this are the reason I do what I do. Have fun at Prom! Whoever you go with - a date or your friends - they’re lucky to have you!

Apr 17 '14

fueledbydyne:

Gavin’s skills:

  • Confusion
  • Disorientation
Apr 17 '14
Apr 17 '14

amberisntacrayon:

I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.

Apr 17 '14
"People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water."
Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

(Source: cachaemic)

Apr 17 '14

twigwise:

vector-nyu:

twigwise:

IT!

ISN’T!!

BAD!!!

TO!!!!

BE!!!!!

CISGENDERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND IF ANYONE MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE THAT!!!!!! KICK THEM IN THE JUNK!!!!!! WHATEVER JUNK THEY HAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!! KICK ‘EM REALLY HARD!!!!!!!!!!

It’s also not bad to be heterosexual, male, white, abled, or born to affluence or influence. You have no control over the circumstance of your birth. It’s what you do with what you have that matters.

YES EXACTLY

THANK YOU FRIEND I LIKE YOUR WORDS

Apr 17 '14

mollylynneftw:

caseyanthonyofficial:

colonelmustardgas:

caseyanthonyofficial:

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just started seeing a new girl and I have to say I like her a lot and I probably will be with her for a very long time

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Haha thanks I cant even believe how lucky I am it took me completely by surprise.

Stop making random letters bold fuckhead

You are right and it wont happen again Im a little tired and im completely sorry I understand your frustration.

This is my favorite thing on tumblr.

Apr 17 '14

420-247:

chanted:

I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made

Apr 17 '14

kldzbop:

tiqhtly:

kldzbop:

hey what do horses eat read the first letter

horses eat h?????

fuck

Apr 17 '14

folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

Apr 17 '14
post-punkcore:

laced—with—cyanide:

imacuntasaurous:

royalteens:

h0ekay:

razorsharpvaginas:

greed:

luxuriousnightmares:

jodiamandis:

unsurepen:

treatmen-t:

passionanddanger:

ive reblogged this too many fuckin times but NO FUCKS ARE GIVEN

I JUST REALLY LOVE TATE

WHY CANT I HAVE A CUTE DEAD BOYFRIEND 

His fucking dimples. His eyes. Those lips… Please be mine.

TATE IS SO SWEET IT BREAKS MY HEART

he killed like 10 people and raped violet’s mom

DONT JUDGE HIM HES A FRAGILE ANGLE

TAAAAATE i love you

omg

sad blog ☹


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post-punkcore:

laced—with—cyanide:

imacuntasaurous:

royalteens:

h0ekay:

razorsharpvaginas:

greed:

luxuriousnightmares:

jodiamandis:

unsurepen:

treatmen-t:

passionanddanger:

ive reblogged this too many fuckin times but NO FUCKS ARE GIVEN

I JUST REALLY LOVE TATE

WHY CANT I HAVE A CUTE DEAD BOYFRIEND 

His fucking dimples. His eyes. Those lips… Please be mine.

TATE IS SO SWEET IT BREAKS MY HEART

he killed like 10 people and raped violet’s mom

DONT JUDGE HIM HES A FRAGILE ANGLE

TAAAAATE i love you

omg

sad blog

B&w blog

(Source: grabbyhands)