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i dont want to seem like a hipster, but...
Sep 23 '14
Sep 23 '14

somesaint:

emoglitter:

my brother told me that in the bathroom at monumentour someone yelled “fall out boy sucks” and another guy yelled “what the fuck did you just say” and they got in a real fist fight

i will defend the faith goin down swingin…

Sep 23 '14
Sep 23 '14
nosdrinker:

this is the teacher from the incredibles

nosdrinker:

this is the teacher from the incredibles

(Source: yimmyayo)

Sep 23 '14
kuzco2000:

what the hell’s a laker

kuzco2000:

what the hell’s a laker

Sep 22 '14

(Source: robertdeniro)

Sep 22 '14

meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

(Source: meladoodle)

Sep 22 '14
toothpastecomics:

College classhole. [toothpastedordinner]

toothpastecomics:

College classhole. [toothpastedordinner]

Sep 22 '14
"Fuck, my tea."
me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via hacelgrace)

(Source: madopiano)

Sep 22 '14

hideiwa:

smileshide-scarythings:

hideiwa:

when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad

" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "

okay i see where you’re coming from, except no one deserves to be sad. so i think this statement is rude and incorrect. doesn’t matter who it is. people dont deserve hell. everyones past has shit. you’ve probably been a bitch more than once too. doesn’t make it okay for people to wish sadness onto you. 

ok! i really like your point!!

but consider this: suck my ass

Sep 22 '14

(Source: jonasbruhs)

Sep 22 '14

lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

Sep 22 '14

scissor:

when u make a joke and the whole class laughs

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Sep 22 '14

ygrittesnow:

when we were babies my dad was a stay-at-home dad while my mom kicked ass in the courtroom but he would carry my twin brother and me around with one baby on the front and one on his back in backpacks

and women would come up and look at how cute i was and coo over me and be like “awww how cute wow”

and my dad would be like, “YOU KNOW WHAT’S CUTER THAN ONE BABY”

and then he’d spin around

and BAM

there was my brother

(Source: jon-snow)

Sep 22 '14

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

your argument is invalid based upon the previous research that I get some on the regular and you’re a little douche